favorite holiday songs

[Starling]

Ohohohoh --- I thought of a fun one :)
warning -- this is sarcastic.  but anyone who took an elbow to the kidney on
line at the mall last weekend ::rubs her back:: will find a bit of humor in
this.  and yes, it will be played to death on the radio looooong before the
25th.  ::shrug::  stale joke carols, anyone? ;).

The 12 Pains of Christmas!

The first thing at Christmas that's such a pain to be is finding a christmas
tree
2nd -- rigging up the lights
3rd - hangovers
4th -sending christmas cards
5th - five months of bills
6 th - facing my in-laws
7th - charities
8th - "daddy i want this one!"
9th - no parking spaces
10th - batteries not included
11th - stale tv specials
12th - singing christmas carols

Abbie, who just turned on the radio to hear a truly frightening arrangement
of "Favorite Things"
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" 'Not to worry,' she said.  'All you have to do is walk straight at the
barrier between platforms nine and ten.' "
Sorcerer's Stone


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