SHIP: Jumping SHIP, FriendSHIPper
Amber ?
inviziblegirl at hotmail.com
Sat Dec 15 20:00:28 UTC 2001
As my reply is mostly fluffy, off to the OT-Chatter list we go, heigh-ho!
>From: "Amy Z" <aiz24 at hotmail.com>
>
>Okay (dons goggles and steps into inflatable life-ring with the head of a
>duck), you all have finally convinced me to get off my ship. It's about
>time that I owned up to the fact that simply thinking R/H is going to
>happen does not make me an R/H shipper. I don't give a Flooper's feather
>who ends up with whom, if anyone, as long as the Trio doesn't break up.
>Look out below!--(holds nose, balances on the railing)--I'm about to hit
>the water. Hope Amber paddles over on her raft to pick me up before I sink.
*yays happily and paddles over post haste* Amy! You're jumping Ship! Wahoo!
Oh dear, watch out. Nearly swamped the raft, we did; I'll have to do more
repairs so it can hold up two people. This raft, I fear, isn't the sturdiest
thing. Lots of leaks and it tends to get overturned when one of the big
Ships sails on by.
If you don't like the raft, you could always become a Mechanimagus like Neil
and sink to the bottom of the Shipping Waters. You could find your way to
dry land, far, far away from any mention of shipping and discuss Hermione's
age, Snape's past, and the number of the Hogwarts population without even a
hint of romance. Or you can stay on the waters and watch the debates with
interest. Or, you could hail another Ship and clambor aboard. Lots of
options.
Heh, you know what? Since you don't want the Trio to break up, and I don't
either, we should create the first Trio FriendSHIPper boat. It's about time
something like that came into existence...
~Amber
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