Squick, salacious fics, a new guest for Friendship Isle...

[lupinesque]

The irrepressible Tabouli wrote:

> Can I bring Tom Bombadil?  I though Snape would like to meet him
(maybe Tom can write him a few cheery songs to help him get over 
Lily...)

Tabouli darling, take those lollipops out of your ears and listen 
properly.  On Friendship Isle, Snape has never had a romantic or 
lustful thought in his life and never will.  As for The Abominable 
Tom Bombadil, ok, he can come along as long as he's chaste.  And has 
laryngitis.

Amy
who imagines that if Tom tried a cheery song on Snape he'd have a De-
Cutesifying Potion poured in his wiggly little ears before he could 
say "Goldberry"