Clueless in Middle Earth (WAS LOTR movie)
cindysphynx
cindysphynx at home.com
Sat Dec 29 16:26:37 UTC 2001
I went to see the film last night. I was totally blown away, as I
thought it was magnificent!
So many people have written great reviews that there's not much left
to say. But I didn't read the books, so I'll just mention a few
things from the perspective of someone who knew next to nothing about
the books before going to the LOTR movie.
1. I let my 7 year old child come along. Big mistake. Wrong,
wrong, wrong. Note to self: young children who go to scary PG-13
movies keep their eyes closed the whole time, fall asleep in the
theatre, and then sneak into their parents' bed at night.
2. I have to admit that I had no idea who most of the characters
were. I got Gandolf (and I think Ian McClellan is amazing). I got
Frodo (who I really thought was a 14 year old short person or
something until I saw the actor on Leno last night). I got Sam and
the other Hobbits. I did not get the women *at all.* I didn't
understand the Pretty Boy with the Arrows, or the guy who died. Who
was that Strider fellow? Is he the same person as Aragorn? I have
resolved to read the book immediately.
3. Uh, how come some of these people were not cast in HP? Ian
McClellan is just way better than Richard Harris. The guy with the
braids and metal headband who chaired the meeting (Elrond?) is Sirius
Black; the other fellowship guy with the beard (Aragorn?) was Lupin.
I also think the HP filmmakers should start looking for non-Brit
actors, because Wood really had me believing he is British when he is
actually from California (according to Leno). I guess good actors
can do good accents.
4. OK, those orcs were just way, way too much and over the top.
Dang! I liked the spooky guys on horseback, though, and that
music/sound they played whenever they came around was really freaking
me out. I must go read the book.
5. Uh, Frodo puts the ring on and the world dissolves or something.
I was totally baffled by this. His sword was magical or something?
Why is the Kevlar suit so important, other than just conveniently
saving Frodo from the troll? I must go read the book.
6. The troll scene was way too long. However, this troll was way
better than the HP troll, and the visual effects in LotR were
substantially better overall.
7. On balance, I think the director of LotR gets hired for future
LotR films, whereas I gave Columbus his pink slip ages ago. One huge
difference was that the LotR director and his gang seemed to make a
decision that they were going to tell a good, tight story and make
the tough decisions about what to cut. As a result, the scenes
seemed much longer, better thought out, and better acted. The
dramatic tension had time to develop. HP, on the other hand, rushed
and rushed and rushed and tried to cram everything in. So we got
house ghosts popping up to deliver one or two lines. We got Snape
sprinting to the front of the class for his potions speech. I think
a movie adaptation is more satisfying when it just tries to tell the
main story rather than function as a trailer for the book and mention
everything. Is there any way we can get the LotR director for HP 3
and 4?
8. The opening LotR scenes were outstanding. As I said, I knew
nothing. The filmmakers gave me a quickie overview and moved right
into the main story. HP, on the other hand, did not do this at all,
instead spending about half the film kind of establishing the
wizarding world. As a result, there was no time to develop the main
story: the mystery of the Sorcerer's Stone.
9. I am reconsidering my adamant opposition to splitting GoF into
two movies. Because I haven't read the trilogy, I actually expected
our team in LotR to take the ring to that nasty mountain volcano
thing, chuck it in, and declare victory. I was stunned when the
movie just . . . ended. But it worked. So maybe it can work for
GoF also (although I still think GoF can be cut to make a very good 3-
hour film).
OK, that's enough from me. I am off to dig up "The Hobbit" and have
at it from there.
Cindy (who thinks way too many creatures were beheaded in LotR and
those goblin things couldn't shoot well enough to hit the side of a
barn, but is willing to overlook it)
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