Clueless in Middle Earth (WAS LOTR movie)
virtualworldofhp
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Sun Dec 30 20:46:19 UTC 2001
--- In HPFGU-OTChatter at y..., "cindysphynx" <cindysphynx at h...> wrote:
> I went to see the film last night. I was totally blown away, as I
> thought it was magnificent!
Cindy, Cindy...I now join your ranks under the clueless
seen-movie-but-not-read-the-books order. It was an absolutely LONG
movie, but it did not drag at all! Either Tolkein is a genuis
storyteller or Jackson an awesome director...or a nice happy mixture
of both, but I am now and forever drawn into the story and dying to
know what happens to our dear Frodo!
> 1. I let my 7 year old child come along. Big mistake. Wrong,
> wrong, wrong. Note to self: young children who go to scary PG-13
> movies keep their eyes closed the whole time, fall asleep in the
> theatre, and then sneak into their parents' bed at night.
Even /I/ kept hiding my eyes during some of the orcs scenes. I said
to my mum afterwards, "I understand that they're big and gross and all
that, but do they really have to do THAT many close-ups?!"
> 2. I have to admit that I had no idea who most of the characters
> were. I got Gandolf (and I think Ian McClellan is amazing). I got
> Frodo (who I really thought was a 14 year old short person or
> something until I saw the actor on Leno last night). I got Sam and
> the other Hobbits. I did not get the women *at all.* I didn't
> understand the Pretty Boy with the Arrows, or the guy who died. Who
> was that Strider fellow? Is he the same person as Aragorn? I have
> resolved to read the book immediately.
I understood most everything except some parts about Gollum and
miscellany about the Ring in general, but I think my mom filled me in.
Well, and some of the magical creatures' placement in things did have
me a bit confused. Pretty Boy With Arrows--Legolas...oi, I sure hope
he's in future episodes because he's a cutie! ;-) I totally went for
him, lol.
> 3. Uh, how come some of these people were not cast in HP? Ian
> McClellan is just way better than Richard Harris.
I kept thinking that throughout the whole movie. He would be *so*
perfect.
> 4. OK, those orcs were just way, way too much and over the top.
> Dang! I liked the spooky guys on horseback, though, and that
> music/sound they played whenever they came around was really freaking
> me out. I must go read the book.
They totally creeped me out, too. I think the soundtrack was
spectacular!
> 5. Uh, Frodo puts the ring on and the world dissolves or something.
> I was totally baffled by this. His sword was magical or something?
> Why is the Kevlar suit so important, other than just conveniently
> saving Frodo from the troll? I must go read the book.
I was a bit lost in this, too. I couldn't understand while, for the
most part, he seemed to disappear, except during one part where the
dark-dudes COULD see him. I hypothesize because they also have rings
(originally Man, right?) they can see him. So, what's the point in
putting on the ring? I guess the more you "use" it, the more
influence it begins to hold on you. I dunno...
> 6. The troll scene was way too long. However, this troll was way
> better than the HP troll, and the visual effects in LotR were
> substantially better overall.
I agree. And some of the orc/death scenes were also too long. I
mean, I get the point already! The visual effects were AMAZING and
surpass HP anyday. Now I know why LOTR garnered nominations and HP
did not. LOTR was a hands-down ten times better movie.
> 8. The opening LotR scenes were outstanding. As I said, I knew
> nothing. The filmmakers gave me a quickie overview and moved right
> into the main story.
Especially wonderful for us who haven't read. Especailly me, because
I tend to get lost in movies SOOOOO easily. My mom says they don't do
this in the book. I'm glad I have the background going into it,
because I'd spend the whole time trying to figure it out (as opposed
to just ENJOYING the thing).
> Cindy (who thinks way too many creatures were beheaded in LotR and
> those goblin things couldn't shoot well enough to hit the side of a
> barn, but is willing to overlook it)
I thought these were rather funny. Is Legalos some star-archer of the
elves, or are elves naturally awesome at this. Did you notice the
goblins/orcs/or ANYone didn't hit a SINGLE person? How odd. They
must really stink for such "great warriors".
Dang, now I'm faced with decision of trying (again) to plow through
the LOTR books just so I can know what happens or waiting two years
for the movies. Darn, darn, darn!
-Megan (who has adamantly refused to read them for so long that it's
now a matter of principle. Stubborn, I am.)
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