Filk: "OT Chat"

[Jim Flanagan]

              OT-Chat
       An Administrative filk
          by Jim Flanagan

to the tune of "Go See Cal"
http://www.calworthington.com/goseecal.ram


If your well of canon knowlege has run dry,
  it makes no sense to curse or wonder why,
just hie thee to the group
  where the topics are all moot,
OT-Chat, OT-Chat, OT-Chat.

If you don't care if Hermione's going to swoon
  for Ron or Harry, Snape, or Neville's broom,
Don't simper, sigh or pout,
  just pour some Guiness Stout,
  you're ready for a bout
  of OT-Chat.

If Narnia's the place you'd rather be,
  and from Hogwarts' many minions you would flee,
There's a group where you can linger,
  safe from listmom's middle finger,
OT-Chat, OT-Chat, OT-Chat.

Have topical discussions petered out?
  Come and argue -- and let your keyboard shout:
whether Sauron's mighty Orcs
  could beat Lord Voldy's dorks,
OT-Chat, OT-Chat, OT-Chat.

Has good ship R/H sunk into the sea,
  and you need to find a *drier* place to be?
It's cozy, safer, warmer,
  and no moderators roam here,
OT-Chat, OT-Chat, OT-Chat.
  
Why, if PS starts to bore you all to tears,
  and "Phoenix" isn't due for several years,
grab a pumpkin juice and snacks,
  put your feet up and relax --
OT-Chat, OT-Chat, OT-Chat.
  
You'd have to pull a real subversive coup
  just to share on-list a recipe or two:
The listmom can be quick,
  and remove you with a flick,
  so post your "spotted dick"
  on OT-Chat.