fanfic/sex (lots of) and Spoonerisms

Rita Winston catlady at wicca.net
Sun Jul 22 01:36:45 UTC 2001


Rosmerta wrote:

> featuring, at the climatic moment, Sirius casually 
> producing a tube of K-Y or some similar goo. 

I resisted for one whole day, but no one has yet picked up on this....
in real life, the lube appears definitely *before* the 'climactic
moment'.

I am not properly sympathetic to Rosmerta's sad plight, because it
reminds me so much of Real Life. Like when you heard on the news that
some one you went to college with just won a MacArthur 'genius award'
Fellowship, and all you can remember is when he was stoned out of his
mind acting a complete idiot at a party....

Which is why I am most cruelly going to continue with the subject of
wizarding lubricants. Minx's "Harry Potter and the Friends of Dorothy"
(ships: Harry/Draco versus Harry/Ron) has the nightstand strewn with
squeezed tubes of Wizard Lube and opened packets of Patronus brand
condoms, which was very cute, but I think it unlikely: I think the
wizarding folk use magic for those purposes. I believe in a protective
Charm that prevents catching ANY sexually-transmitted disease, and
another Charm is a 100% effective contraceptive, but I SUPPOSE it might
be Potions. 

The question of the lubricant is whether magic makes it appear and it
still has to be applied ("A Weather of the Heart", highly explicit
Harry/Draco, has the Charm: "lubricare digitati" which works that way)
or whether magic makes it appear in the place where it is needed or
perhaps magic simply takes the 'friction' away instead of adding goo. 

Kelley quoted:

> the Internet is awash with sordid tales of the 
> "sexploits" of Harry Potter. "One describes a 
> rampant sex session between Harry and Ginny, 

Harry/Ginny is the least of it! (as per above)

Jen wrote a long discussion of 'adult fantasy' novels (the ones often
dismissed as 'sword & sorcery' and the ones that claim to escape that
category by being 'urban fantasy')

and never mentioned War for the Oaks by Emma Bull. Summary: Rock/folk
musicians in Minneapolis get caught up in the war between the Seeley
Court and the Unseeley Court. It is way good. 

Jen's sig includes:
> "Will you be the one I've wanted, will you read my mind?
> Will you ask me where I hurt, and heal me with your eyes?"
>                 --melissa ferrick

Everytime I read that sig, I think "that is the attitude that GUARANTEES
dysfunctional relationships" (Jen, do the rest of the lyrics mock that
attitude or correlate with it?), and then I think "but it is a very
accurate synopsis of my fic BAD DREAMS, in which the mind-to-mind
contact is one hell of a lot more than a way to get beta-readers off my
back about not sticking to one POV."

Dee (welcome back!!!) wrote:

> St Mary Magdalene is washing her handkerchief to
> go to her cousin St Jamess fair [July 25].

It's an interesting folk saying, but I am so stupid that I can't tell
what it has to do with Spoonerisms.

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