[HPforGrownups] Beware of Imposter LOONs

[Amber ?]

<cackles gleefully> I know that I will never ever be a member of L.O.O.N. 
(I've a horrid memory for details) but I must say that I enjoy 
wholeheartedly all missives from this fine organization.

If I see Anal P, I'll be sure to hit him with "Petrificus Totalus" straight 
away and deliver him to L.O.O.N. headquarters with a bow on top.

~Amber
(Who's wondering what the "P" stands for...and who's waving at Mrs. 
Zifflenplatzen!)

>From: joym999 at aol.com
>Reply-To: HPforGrownups at yahoogroups.com
>To: HPforGrownups at yahoogroups.com
>Subject: [HPforGrownups] Beware of Imposter LOONs
>Date: Thu, 26 Jul 2001 20:33:37 -0000
>
>To:    All LOON members
>From:  Joywitch M. Curmudgeon, L.O.O.N. founder
>Re:    Imposters
>
>It has come to my attention that one Anal P. Lardbottom is once again
>sending mail on the letterhead of the League Of Obsessed Nitpickers.
>Mr. Lardbottom is a former employee of L.O.O.N. who was fired from
>his position because he annoys me.  Please ignore any and all
>official-looking correspondence you may receive from this man.  As
>longtime L.O.O.N. member Amy Zifflenplatzen has stated, Lardbottom
>can not even get the name of our organization right.

<snip>

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