Weird Australians

[rainy_lilac at yahoo.com]

Eeeeeeyeeewwww!

One time I was in Provincetown and there was a dead whale that 
floated up somewhere on the beach. I don't know how this happened, 
but somehow it wasn't all in one piece. Well anyway, a friend of mine 
was walking his dod when they came upon what looked like a big grey 
slab of something. At first my friend thought it was a floatation 
raft, but it turned out to be a slab of BLUBBER.

The dog went nuts of course, jumped up on the slab, and proceeded to 
roll around until her smelled like a dead whale. The bad news my 
friend discovered later was that it is next to impossible to wash out 
whale oil. It is one of the thickest and most steadfast oils there 
is. The floors of his house are painted with a paint made of arsenic 
and whale oil and he can't even sand it off. Since the doggie stank 
of Eau de Moby Dick, he had no choice but to give the long haired 
poochie a Sinead O'Connor hair cut.

Ugh!

Suzanne