Happy (wee bit belated) Birthday, Mecki!

[Amy Z]

::Amy the Birthday Elf appears, wearing an expression of the deepest 
self-loathing and a torn, ash-smeared pillowcase, and begins to sing 
tunelessly and accompany herself on percussion (oven door)::


Happy Birthday to you, (slam)
Happy Birthday to you, (slam)
Happy Birthday, dear Mecki, (slam bang)
Happy Birthday to you!


::staggers off, holding ears::


Mecki, I do hope yesterday was a wonderful day for you.  Happy happy!

Amy Z