cus I had nothing better to do...

[Jamieson Wolf Villeneuve]

Hello Everybody!!!!

Because I was bored, and had nothing else to do, I wrote this. I thought
it would be fun to share with everyone else. Le me state that this in no
way is meant to offend anyone, and that it's supposed to be fun!!!

So, read on, please. And remember, I mean no offense! <g> Oh, and it
should be noted that this has nothing what so ever to do with Harry
Potter and his world. I just thought that everyone needed a bit of good
cheer now and then!!!

Read it whenever you need a boost of confidence! (Or a good laugh,
whichever comes first!)

Hugs,
Jamieson

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"___________, THE MASTER OF THE DEMON"

*Simply fill in the blanks with your name, and you will have your very
own story, all about you!!!*


One day, ___________ was helping a group of old people accross the
street when a thought popped into his/her head. "Gosh", _________ said,
"I wonder if I could somehow help the world, and make it a better place?

Surely there has to be a way?"

_________ continued to help the old people accross the street and, after

several of them smiled in happiness at the gesture, continued on his/her

way home. On the way, _________ encountered a small dog. It was all
black, and had a tail tipped in red.

"Why hello there, little puppy." ________ said, "Are you lost?"

"No, looser," the dog said, "I'm wandering around cus I like to."

"You can talk!" ___________ said in astonishment.

"Oh, my, you're preceptive! Are you always this stupid?"

___________ chuckled. "Oh, funny dog, how bout I take you home and give
you some place to sleep? Do you want a name? I think I'll name you
Rodger."

"I already have a name, poophead. It's Lucifer. Maybe you've heard of
it?"

____________ thought a moment in reflection. "Now why would you have the

name of the Devils son?" He/She said at last.

"Cus I AM the son of the Devil, butthead. Now, give me your soul, or
I'll take bite your ankle!!!"

___________ laughed again. "Silly doggy, c'mon now, I'm going to take
you to your new home!"

Lucifer was not impressed. "Listen butt fart, I want your soul, and I'm
going to take it from you!"

"If you were really the son of the Devil," ____________ replied, "why
are you a dog?"

"Becasue I like sniffing other dogs butts! Sheesh, I have to walk around

Earth somehow, don't I? I don't think people would like seeing a
hoof-footed demon walking about, no sir."

"Silly doggy!" ____________ laughed, "C'mon now!"

Lucifer followed closely behind. "Look, don't you get it? I'm Lucifer!
Son of the Devil!!!! I DEMAND RESPECT!!!!"

____________ pouted down at Lucifer. "I think someone is craving some
attention, isn't that right?" and he/she patted Lucifers furry head.

"Stop that!" Lucifer screamed, and with that, he bit _______________s
hand.

_______________, moving with quick reflexes and not really thinking,
picked up Lucifer by his silver spike studded collar, and hurled him in
the direction of the very same old people s/he had just helped across
the street.

Lucifer ended up hiting them like a ten pin bowling ball.

"Oops!" ___________ shouted, "Sorry!"

__________ watched as the old people surrounded the dog, and began
muttering things such as "Oh, what a cute little thing!" or "Oh, isn't
he darling?"

Lucifer was not happy. "Stop that, stop that! I AM THE SON OF
SATAN!!!!!"

"Of course you are dear." replied the old people.

______________, satisfied with a job well done, continued on his/her way

home looking forward to a quiet evening of relaxation and good deeds.


THE END!!!

-----now wasn't that a complete waste of time? Did you laugh? Hope so!
Hugs

--
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