A Wizarding Superstore? Help!

[Doreen Rich]

> Ebony asked:
> 
> <<If there was a wizarding version of the American
> superstore (Super
> Wal-mart, Super K-Mart, Meijer's, etc.), what would
> it sell?  I'm  trying to
> make a list of departments here...
> 
>  And before you say "this would never happen--this
> world is too
> traditional--they wouldn't like it" rest assured
> that this conflict  of
> interest is being exploited as a source of
> tension.>>
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Ebony, 

Feel free to use what you like, change what you don't like. I had fun 
doing this. (the first time, anyway ... got to the bottom and 
accidently closed IE ... so that was from my imagination & now this 
is from memory)

Doreen

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                Knute's Knut & Sickle Variety Store

Muggle Broooms
No more struggling to get that uppity broom to sweep when you command 
it! Now you can sweep your troubles away with a Muggles Broom. Huge 
shipment just arrived! Apparate on down here and get yours while the 
supply lasts!
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Krum Scum Scouring Pads
For cauldron cleaning or fireplace scrubbing, these scouring pads are 
fantastic! As soon as all the dark marks disappear, so does the Krum! 
Only one dozen to a customer. No exceptions!
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Gnome-Be-Gone
(as seen on television's "Gardening With Gilderoy")
Rid your garden of those pesky critters forever! A sprinkle a day 
keeps the gnomes away! (In spite of recent rumors, this does not work 
on husbands)
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Barty's Bundle of Broom Accesories:
hover helper
flashing turn signals
broom holders, wall & floor models
Wizard Wax for a shinier handle
twig trimmer
grip goo for getting better handle control
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Flitwick's Flip-Up Spell Organizer
Your favorite spells at the touch of a button! Alphabetize and 
organize your spells in this handy Flip-Up Spell Organizer. No more 
lost incantations or botched brews!
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G&F Weasley Bros. Exploding Breakfast Cereal
Your kids will get a big bang out of this unique cereal! No snap! 
crackle! pop! boring cereal for your little witch or wizard! Get the 
REAL thing with G&F Cereal. Crispy little bits shaped like wands, 
brooms, and cauldrons, that go, "giggle", "snort", "KABOOM" when 
you add milk.
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Severus Snape's Potion Repellent
Now you can protect your shoes & robes from cauldron spillage. Just 
one spray from Snape's Potion Repellent and you have instant 
protection from stains and burns. Great for that clumsy student in 
your family.
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Ernie & Stan's Fake Tattoos
Your kids will be a hit when they peel & stick on these colorful, 
washable fake tattoos! They come 3 in a pack. Collect them ALL! Get 
Dumbledore's Map of the London Underground; Harry Potter's Lightning 
Bolt Real-Looking Scar; Trelawney's Grimm; Riddle's Snake; Lupin's 
Wolf Baying at the Moon; Sirius Black's Dementors (set of 12); and 
the hardest of all to find ... the Golden Snitch or the House Elf 
tattos. Keep looking! 
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Cho's Chias
Darling little terra cotta critters in a variety of shapes: dragons, 
hippogriffs, unicorns, owls, centaurs, and many more! Just open the 
packet of seed paste, apply, and like magic, your critter will sprout 
green "hair".
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Bertha's Broom Bloomers
Tired of riding that broom the old-fashion side-saddle way? Sick of 
having your robes fly up in your face? Now you can soar in style and 
comfort with Bertha's Broom Bloomers! Just tie the handy ribbons at 
each ankle and the bottom of the robe becomes leggins. When you 
arrive at your destination, just untie the ribbons and voila! You are 
dressed in a proper robe again. No more crashing into trees. No more 
crude comments from skyward glancing dirty old wizards!
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Weasley's Witch Hazel Butt Balm
For all those aching that-which-can-not-be-named body parts that 
straddle a broom on a long ride, relief is at hand! Molly Weasley's 
own secret recipe was used to concoct this balm. No Witch household 
should be without it!
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Magic Moments Mood Enhancing Candles by S. Trelawney

Romantic Rose - for that soon to be lover. Irresistible!

Bedtime ByeBaby - watch their little eyes go shut for the night when 
you light one of these.                         
No more bedtime battles!

Sweet Pea Shopper - Light one of these and when you approach your 
Wizard of the house       for shopping money, he will empty his 
pockets and his wallet, hand over his Diagon Charge Card, and send 
you off with a kiss and a hug!

Green Garden-in-ya - an absolute MUST for decorating the table at 
mealtime! Watch the little wizards and witches dig into those 
vegetables as if they were dessert!
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Shuffle on down to Knut & Sickle's Shoe Department for the latest in 
Witch & Wizard footwear:

Lupin Loafers
For the casual look in men's shoes, these can't be beat! They even 
have a slot for a shiny new knut in the tongue of the loafer.

Quidditch Seeker Sneakers
Get a pair with your favorite team logo on them or the latest style, 
featuring the Golden Snitch
They come in a variety of colors, including the Hogwarts' House 
Colors. Popular with students, whether they are on the teams or in 
the stands. They can't be beat!

Broom Surfers 
Eagle Claw grippers for great grinding! Terrific for tricks such 
as "owlies" and "stick flips"! Teenagers go hog wild over them!
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There was a bit more ... hats in a variety of colors & materials
                                     robes in a variety of styles and 
colors
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If anyone wants to add to my list, be my guest. 
Doreen

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