No! Film and merchandise stuff

[Amy Z]

Simon wrote <various peeved things about merchandise>

I am with you 1000%, Simon (oops, my aculculia is acting up).  Let's 
form a support group/terrorist organization and call it the Pigwidgeon 
Curmudgeons.

Amy Z
who is proud to say she doesn't know how the Titanic theme goes, hates 
everything she's ever glimpsed of that stupid film, and will never, 
ever, ever voluntarily watch a movie by James Cameron

unless he directs one of the HPs...perish the thought