Hair, Balls

[Benjamin]

> 
Simon: I do have a pair for that, but hey are painful. I am going to 
Queen's on Firday (http://www.thequeensball.com/) and to wear my old 
pair of shoes would have been a very painful mistake. Hence the need 
for a comfortable new pair of shoes.<

Queen's ball looks great and much better than their joint effort a 
couple of years back, wish I was still in Oxford.  The price of it 
though (£70 per person) makes people's grumblings over here about the 
Trinity Ball (£45 Irish (£35 Sterling)) seem a little premature.  Who 
are you going with?

> I've had lunch, got hte shoes and now feel a lot better. Pity no 
one else knows what options a, b and c mean. Else that comment could 
be very funny.<

*rolls eyes* Fine, on your head be it. 

Earlier, judgement on Simon's hair was postponed, pending delivery of 
photo, due to lack of evidence - however, I suggested that there 
seemed to be two options, either:

a) it makes you look like a complete idiot

or 

b) it makes you look drop dead gorgeous

Stupidly I didn't give myself the option of:

c) neither of the above

Thus the ultimate arrival of the photo forces me to the self-imposed 
conclusion that Simon looks drop dead gorgeous.  This obviously 
wasn't well planned at all...

-Ben.

Ps.  I add the disclaimer that ridiculously phrased questions with 
only limited answers available do not, necessarily, give a clear 
indication of the views of the individual concerned.  We can take no 
responsibility for injury or damage, howsoever caused, to persons or 
property... 

Pps. The Oxford Balloon Company's logo is a really good mick-take.