Grumpy!Neil/Q. about the movie

[Amy Z]

Amber wrote:

So I don't have any HPLovers, friends, or family
> near enough to me. Hence, I shall be the person sitting alone, 
alone,
> alone, clutching their SS book...

Amber, this is what I plan to do:

-Line up as early as they'll let me.  If that means 12 hours before 
the theater opens, bring snacks and lawn chair.

-Wear my Hogwarts t-shirt (this is much easier to do in Florida--I'll 
have to wear mine over my parka).  Pink fluffy earmuffs are, of 
course, de rigueur (again, you may want to adjust for local climate).

-Hold my PS up in front of my face and read while in line.  Make 
muttering and "aha" noises and have a highlighter in each hand.  Have 
stack of other HP books next to lawn chair in case of 12-hour wait.

-If necessary, draw a scar on my forehead.

I figure the true fans will find this behavior magnetic, whereas the 
ignorant masses who are just out to see the newest flick will give me 
a wide berth and possibly call 911 from their cellphones ("hello, I'd 
like to have someone committed?").  This is a good way to find 
kindred spirits!

Amy Z