Grumpy!Neil/Q. about the movie

[Rita Winston]

--- In HPFGU-OTChatter at y..., "Neil Ward" <neilward at d...> wrote:

> I had a funny week this week.  On Monday, at work, I bent over to 
> pick up a letter from the floor and split my suit trousers straight 
> up the back.  My best suit, too. 

Once I was on jury duty, and I was called into the box for voir dire, 
and it was a tight squeeze getting past the other people sitted in 
the audience seats between me and the aisle, and I felt my 
excesively large front snag as I forcibly squeezed past a fellow 
middle-aged woman with an excessively large front. After I sat down in 
jury box, I noticed that my blouse (it was old and beloved and 
'diaphanous from many washings') was ripped all the way across the 
front. And I didn't have a wrap. So I held my purse in my arms 
clutched to my chest as if it were a puppy bear. 

> The rest of the week has consisted of working late, having a 
> headache, getting home very late, falling asleep on the sofa, and 
> waking up at 5am to the sounds of a repeat of 'Karaoke Challenge'

Oh, poor Neil! Feel better.