[HPFGU-OTChatter] "Tom Swifties"

[Sister Mary Lunatic]

These are great!  Here's mine....

"I've just fallen through the screen door," said Harry in a strained voice.


SML
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"Harry," said Lockhart, his large white teeth 
gleaming in the sunlight as he shook his head. 
"Harry, Harry, Harry."
Completely nonplussed, Harry said nothing.
   ---Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets
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-----Original Message-----
From: Jim Flanagan [mailto:jamesf at alumni.caltech.edu]
Sent: Thursday, March 01, 2001 1:43 PM
To: HPFGU-OTChatter at yahoogroups.com
Subject: [HPFGU-OTChatter] "Tom Swifties"


Does anybody remember "Tom Swifties?"  These little one-liners were 
popular, along with elephant jokes and Spoonerisms, back when I was 
in junior high school.