Going to England this summer...

[Benjamin]

> 
> Just remember, when customs ask you if you've got any illegal 
> substances, tell them that you prefer to buy them once you get into 
> the country. Don't let the dour-faced sourpuss official looks fool 
> you, these chaps have a fine sense of humour ;)
> 

However, don't say (when asked what you have in that case) that it's 
a gun or a bomb or anything, as this might result in armed police 
arriving and you being arrested and possibly deported.
...And this was the case even before someone tried to blow up the BBC 
at the weekend.

At the risk of jumping on the bandwagon, I may bump into some of you 
in Oxford in July as am there graduating (only two-and-a-bit years 
after finishing my degree - not bad for university organisation)

-Ben.