the Evil Test

[aichambaye at yahoo.com]

You guys who are meeting me in London should be TERRIFIED! Look at my 
results from the Evil Test (www.emode.com)

Yup, you're definitely very evil. Hell is holding a little room with 
your name on it. (Not that there's anything wrong with that. Lots of 
successful people have been evil: Donald Trump, Montgomery Burns, 
Martha Stewart.) You find others' pain funny. So what? You're a 
sneaky backstabber, luring your prey close, then striking like a 
vulture. But a cute, cuddly, appearances-can-be-deceiving vulture. 
Often, the snake lurking inside you will put your evilness to work in 
the bedroom solely for your own amusement. But we all have our 
faults, right? So if you want to change your ways, try to think about 
how you would feel if someone did to you what you do to the rest of 
the world. Or don't. Whatever. Evil is great â€" just don't kill anyone 
with your mind. Keep reading for more evil details! 

Skipping the sexual evilness - that's Too Much Information.

I'm also Passively evil, if that makes you feel better.

Ooo hoo â€" you're one evil muther. Your heart is blacker than Darth 
Vader's helmet. For goodness' sake, next time think about that old 
lady's feelings before you push her down the escalator. And, really â€" 
you know as well as anyone that dropping kitties out the window to 
see if they can land on their feet is just an excuse to act evil. 
Yes, it's all part of being a free spirit who doesn't answer to 
anyone. Right or wrong, it's a fun way to live. But be careful â€" it 
all comes full-circle in the end. 


Heather M., Lord Voldemort's New Master