Latest batch of John's Tom Smutties...er...Swifties.

John Walton john at walton.to
Wed Mar 7 18:13:05 UTC 2001


"What do ethnicity and religion have to do with it?" Draco asked waspishly.

"Oh, look, it's the Parachuting Mediwizards," Harry said paradoxically.

"I have conquered Rome and all its territory!" You-Know-Who yelled
empirically.

"This train takes AGES," Ron said inexpressively.

"No, there's nobody in this room tonight," said Tom the Leaky Cauldron owner
vacantly.

"Uh...right," said Goyle unintelligibly.

"Eet ees not my fault I am a giant," Madame Maxime said ambiguously.

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"Oh no, my right testicle has gone to lightspeed!" shrieked Ron
hyperbolically.

"Zees 'Agrid, ee eez so *small* down below," Madam Maxime said coquettishly.

"Victor's not coming after all," Hermione said anticlimactically.

"Hermione, that new Explosive Buttock spell is great," said Ron
bombastically.

"No, Hermione, it can't be mine," Viktor said inconceivably.

"Sorry, Seamus, I'm saving myself," Lavender said impenetrably.





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