OT: Cat haikus

[pbnesbit at msn.com]

--- In HPFGU-OTChatter at y..., "Sister Mary Lunatic" <klaatu at p...> 
wrote:
> These were posted to another list.  
> Cat lovers (and cat haters) will get a chuckle:
> 
LOL!!  One of my favourite T-shirt reads:

'In Egypt, cats were worshipped as deities.
Cats *have not* forgotten this' 

I think you've just given Middleton Place's farm cat (Cato, named 
btw, for a slave) a new nickname.  Elevator Butt.

Parker