Tom Swifties

[Caius Marcius]

"Vigilance is the key," said Moody constantly

"You will die an early tragic death, young Harry," said Trelawney, 
predictably.

I'll do whatever it takes to restore Voldemort to power," said 
Wormtail handily

"Prof. Snape, I'm having a problem with my cauldron again," said 
Neville meltingly.

"Can you guess what kind of animal I can turn into?" asked Sirius 
fetchingly

"What kind of animal did my father become?" asked Harry endearingly

"Just what kind of effect does this basilisk have upon people?" asked 
Pomfrey stonily.

"Your dark **WHAT** has come back again?" cried Snape remarkably

"I now know how to win the first Triwizard task," said Harry 
sweepingly.

(How can these be considered off-topic?  The several series of 
Swifties recently posted comprise the very essence of the HP series!)

  - said CMC rowlingly