[HPFGU-OTChatter] Pictures of Neil in hairnet & bunny slippers

[Neil Ward]

Paparazza Doreen wrote, advertorially:

<<BTW ... the first 200 to join get an autographed picture of Neil in his
hairnet and bunny slippers.>>

Parker said, expectantly:

<<I'm on both lists--among the first to join, btw.  When can I expect my
picture?  <vbg>>>

John then said enterprisingly:

> Just as soon as you send off your GBP 99.99 administration fee to:
>
> HPFGU Promotions
> Rock and Roll Enterprises
> 4 Magnolia Crescent
> Great Whinging
> Slurry
> BS4 2CU

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Hey, GUYS, I just downloaded these photos from The Bunny Slipper Galleries
and uploaded them illegally to the new
HPfGU-ModeratorsInCompromisingPositions club!!  Who cares about breaches of
copyright!!  Check them out!!! Kewl!!!!

"In this, first, admittedly grainy, zoom shot, Naked Ford Anglia relaxes at
the poolside with an unidentified male companion.  In the corner of the
picture, you can just make out a House-Elf holding a tray of drinks and
wearing a leather cushion cover:"

http://groups.yahoo.com/group/HPfGUModeratorsInCompromisingPositions/Saucy%2
0Poses/Neilinthenude.jpg

"This is a shot of FFA leaving Thingfellers nightclub in the company of Jude
Law, Liz Taylor, that bloke who's on "Eastenders" and a staggering giantess
in black velvet robes.  Note the hopeful look on his turquoise face and the
decorative, beaded hairnet:"

http://groups.yahoo.com/group/HPfGUModeratorsInCompromisingPositions/Saucy%2
0Poses/Neilcaughtredhanded.jpg

"This final shot shows the Mechanimagus sitting by the fireside of his
Hogsmeade cottage, with faithful companion Rex resting his head on the
infamous bunny slippers.  The couple's dog, Celine, is also visible, gnawing
on a copy of "Magical Me" and you can see what appears to be the head of
Severus Snape in the fireplace, possibly in the throes of inviting them all
over for one of his legendary Candlelight Suppers:"

http://groups.yahoo.com/group/HPfGUModeratorsInCompromisingPositions/Saucy%2
0Poses/Neilbythefire.jpg

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