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[Amy Z]

Heidi wrote:
 
>If you want to guess an answer, put it on the HP_OT Chatter list 
>here 
>on yahoogroups:

>Where will Harry Potter be in five years? 
> -- Starring in 'Welcome Back Potter' 
> -- Headlining a Las Vegas magic show where he turns Wayne Netwon 
>into 
>a Fig Newton 
> -- Star of his own Saturday morning cartoon 
> -- Signing a contract with NBC to start new sports league: 
>XQuidditch 
> -- Starring opposite Britney Spears in 'When Harry Met Sally II' 

This is depressing.  I guess if I can get this depressed about a joke 
about a fictional character, I might need professional help.  But I'm 
feeling a little vulnerable because I just looked through Vanity Fair 
ONE PAGE AT A TIME, an experience I find profoundly depressing (all 
those people trying to sell me stuff...all those mean-looking 
models...Versace ads eroticizing domestic violence...people who 
actually think Jeff Koons is a good artist...stupid, shallow articles 
about stupid, shallow people...), in a vain search for the HP photo.  
It must be in the April issue.

I'll try to cheer myself up with the thought of Wayne becoming Fig.  
Now that's a constructive use of magic...

;-)
Amy Z