Tom Swifties

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Sun Mar 11 00:55:58 UTC 2001


A few more for the pot. Some are a little weak, and one or two may 
not use proper adverbs, but I couldn't resist ... this is addictive!

"Tom who?" asked Hermione, swiftly.
"I'll sit on him" said Hagrid, crushingly.
"Hagrid sat on me" said Draco, flatly.
"Lumos" said Hermione, lightly.
"What's a labyrinth?" asked Ron, amazingly.
"Of course there are fish in the lake" said Hermione, carpingly.
"It's the best house" puffed Hannah Abbott, huffily.
"Harry's not stupid" said Hermione, brightly.
"Oh, I can tell" trilled Professor Trelawney, divinely.
"I'll tell you what to say" said Hermione, promptly.
"Is that you Peeves?" asked Ginny, faintly.
"It's a broom handle" said Ron, woodenly.
"Watch out for Norbert's breath" exclaimed Hagrid, hotly.
"Harry come and help me untangle this" said Ginny, teasingly.
"Professor Sprout will know about herbs" declared Neville, sagely.
"Crabbe and Goyle just follow him around" whispered Hermione, 
sheepishly.
"I love Chocolate Frogs" sighed Ginny, sweetly.
"Stab it Harry!" shrieked Hermione, piercingly.


Wotan.






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