Tom Swifties

[Scott]

Here are a few I came up with, none of which are very good...

"His name's Crookshanks," said Hermione gingerly.

The shades came out of Voldemort's wand one by one. "We'll stay just 
long enough to let you get away," said his father hazily.

"I didn't kill your parents Harry," said Sirius seriouly.

"Oh, but these socks are all wrong, they match!" Said Dobby 
mismatchedly.

"The Ghost up rising of 1467 was the worst..." drolled Prof. Binns 
deadly.

So they aren't very good, but they are fun....I'll keep thinking.

Scott