Tom Swifties

[Doreen]

"Right, then, Harry ----- ready to try your incantation on a Dementor?" Lupin asked, patronizingly.

"I wonder what flavor this Bertie Botts is?" asked Ron, tastefully.

"I think that new prefect is Snape's pet," Malfoy complained perseveringly.



"You'd better take that cat out of here," said Ron, scabrously.  

"I have been crystal gazing, Headmaster," said Professor Trelawney, clearly.

"Let me draw you up a chair," Dumbledore said airily.

"If you must know, Minerva, I have seen that poor Professor Lupin will not be with us for very long," she said wearily.

"Merry --- hic ---Christmas! Password?" the Fat Lady asked tipsily.

"What's under a dementor's hood," Harry asked covertly.

"I don't think anyone should ride on that broom just yet," cried Hermione, splinteringly.

"Have you ever been tempted to post to the wrong list, just to see if you can get away with it?" Doreen asked immoderately.

Doreen, who enjoys these entirely too much
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