red nose day

[Benjamin]

>>Simon: Also released are a single (Uptown Girl by Westlife (an 
absolute slaughtering of a good song)) <<

Poor excuse for a post - did anyone see Wayne Sleep dancing to Uptown 
Girl (in memory of Diana, Princess of Wales) a few years ago.

Okay, so I just wanted to put this terrible Swiftie, I found myself 
writing in a letter last night

"I heard about the new cooker, I understand it's backless" said Ben, 
saucily.

What have you lot done to me???

- Ben.  Now a published author, WayHey!