*Yawn* More Swifties
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tanwo at hotmail.com
Wed Mar 14 18:19:45 UTC 2001
--- In HPFGU-OTChatter at y..., "Jim Flanagan" <jamesf at a...> wrote:
> "Come here, Mikey. There's a good little goat, come to daddy,"
> Aberforth said, capriciously.
>
> "In conics I can floor peculiarities parabolous," said Professor
> Vector, operettically. (apologies to G&S)
>
> "...you are going into a deep,deep sleep..." intoned Professor
> Trelawney, ethereally.
>
> "Father tells me that the new DADA teacher is a woman...and she's
> Greek!" Malfoy sneered, Xenaphobically.
>
> "...flesh of the servant, freely given..." said Pettigrew,
> offhandedly.
>
> "All the Malfoys have been left-handed," said Draco, Sinisterly.
>
> "What does 'Vol-de-mort' mean in French?" Ron asked Hermione,
> flightily.
>
> "*I* already have a date for the Ball," Hermione informed Ron,
> Victoriously.
>
> "My, Dudley, how you've grown!" exclaimed Aunt Marge, fatuously.
>
> "'I am Lord Voldemort,'" is that supposed to be some kind of
Riddle,
> Tom?" Harry asked, backwardly.
>
> "There's two of us, that makes us a 'semifour,'" said Fred and
> George, signally.
>
> "I understand that it is getting overpopulated at the bottom of the
> lake," Hermione, said, mercifully.
>
> "Où est Madame Maxime?" Fleur inquired, Frankly.
>
> "I'm sorry, Ron, we couldn't get the store to extend our tab, so we
> had to buy you second-hand dress robes," said Mrs Weasley,
> incredulously.
Bleuuuuuuuuuuuugh! Very good :)) Wish I'd thought of 'offhandedly',
though I do have one lined up in that area - just got to check and
see if it has been done. And was trying to think of a Viktor Krum
one, but you beat me!
Wotan
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