*Yawn* More Swifties

tanwo at hotmail.com tanwo at hotmail.com
Wed Mar 14 18:19:45 UTC 2001


--- In HPFGU-OTChatter at y..., "Jim Flanagan" <jamesf at a...> wrote:
> "Come here, Mikey.  There's a good little goat, come to daddy," 
> Aberforth said, capriciously.
> 
> "In conics I can floor peculiarities parabolous," said Professor 
> Vector, operettically. (apologies to G&S)
> 
> "...you are going into a deep,deep sleep..." intoned Professor 
> Trelawney, ethereally.
> 
> "Father tells me that the new DADA teacher is a woman...and she's 
> Greek!" Malfoy sneered, Xenaphobically.
> 
> "...flesh of the servant, freely given..." said Pettigrew, 
> offhandedly.
> 
> "All the Malfoys have been left-handed," said Draco, Sinisterly.
> 
> "What does 'Vol-de-mort' mean in French?" Ron asked Hermione, 
> flightily.
> 
> "*I* already have a date for the Ball," Hermione informed Ron, 
> Victoriously.
> 
> "My, Dudley, how you've grown!" exclaimed Aunt Marge, fatuously.
> 
> "'I am Lord Voldemort,'" is that supposed to be some kind of 
Riddle, 
> Tom?" Harry asked, backwardly.
> 
> "There's two of us, that makes us a 'semifour,'" said Fred and 
> George, signally.
> 
> "I understand that it is getting overpopulated at the bottom of the 
> lake," Hermione, said, mercifully.
> 
> "Où est Madame Maxime?" Fleur inquired, Frankly.
> 
> "I'm sorry, Ron, we couldn't get the store to extend our tab, so we 
> had to buy you second-hand dress robes," said Mrs Weasley, 
> incredulously.


Bleuuuuuuuuuuuugh! Very good :)) Wish I'd thought of 'offhandedly', 
though I do have one lined up in that area - just got to check and 
see if it has been done. And was trying to think of a Viktor Krum 
one, but you beat me!

Wotan





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