Yup, another Tom Swifty

tanwo at hotmail.com tanwo at hotmail.com
Fri Mar 16 00:12:23 UTC 2001


And some more - apologies if any of these have been done, it's 
getting hard to keep track!

"We have to feed the Skrewts every seven days," moaned Ginny weakly.
"What do you mean hooked?" asked Snape nosily.
"Welcome to the Chamber of Secrets," sneered Riddle archly.
"Wormtail, lend a hand" said Voldemort cuttingly.
"I see" said Moody obliquely.
"Harry, flowers!" beamed Hermione rosily.
"A cross between a man and a what?" rasped Ron hoarsely.
"And what's wrong with my jokes" said Snape unwittingly.
"How about a marquee for the champions?" asked Bagman tentatively.
"I *will* transfigure," snarled Sirius doggedly.


And a terrible attempt at a 'Shakespearean' one -

"A little touch of Harry in the night" sighed Ginny Will-ingly.


Wotan





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