HP Haiku for a slow day (PG-13)

[Jim Flanagan]

--- In HPFGU-OTChatter at y..., "Jennifer Piersol" <jenP_97 at y...> wrote:
> A formal Haiku has typically 17 syllables, in a 5-7-5 pattern.  

Thanks for setting me straight on the haiku syllables.  I never can 
get that right.  It's probably because I was warped by the first one 
I ever heard, which was on a Fugs album from the 1960's. See below.

-Jim

WARNING: THIS HAIKU IS NOT POLITICALLY CORRECT. READ AT YOUR OWN RISK.
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Do not tell me, I am source of your "knock-up"
The mud elephant wading through the sea
leaves no tracks*

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*This was written before DNA testing.