Tom Swifties

[Caius Marcius]

"It's my favorite place to shop," said Harry diagonally

"Don't tell your mother that you've been gambling, sons," said Arthur 
dicily. 

"Summers are exceptionally humid on Privet Drive," said Harry 
muggily. 

"What is that Puffskein eating now?" asked Mrs. Weasley nosily.

"Tis the mark of a house-elves' enslavement," sighed Dobby raggedly

"Master has given a sock!" cried Dobby freely.

"Mrs. Norris has been turned to stone!" cried Filch catatonically

"My brother Charlie once caught a Hippocampus in his pajamas," said 
Ron brainily.  "And how that Hippocampus got in my pajamas I'll never 
know," remarked Charlie grouchily.

There's a bowtruckle in our backyard!" cried Ron woodenly. 

"The time-turner is for educational purposes only," said Hermione 
chronically. 

"Feeding time, Nagini!" said Voldemort venomously.

  - CMC