Stuff and nonsense

[Amy Z]

> Heather, who left a lipstick in her jeans pocket and probably ruined 
> about $500 worth of WHITE clothes in the dryer today, but is not 
> panicking YET, because she is trying several methods to fix it, most 
> notably two tubs of something called quite ominously "M-30."

Oh my.  Sounds like something that the Pentagon hid in your laundry 
room.  I hope it works!

Bleach won't do the job?  I mean, I hate to suggest it because it's 
such a horrible, deadly substance and should probably be banned by the 
Geneva Convention, but I've never found a stain that could resist it. 
 Or are your whites not totally white?

Amy Z
Stepford Wife (yeah right--actually, the dirty dishes are going to 
rise up and attack at any second)