Help John name his new computer!

[hamster8 at hotmail.com]

If it's any help John, my gorgeous little Dell Inspiron 3800 is 
called Sophie, she's just over five months old and some of her keys 
have already gone shiny because I type too much.

I enclose the list of most popular boys and girls names in the UK for 
the year 2000 (as I remember it, courtesy of Private Eye), which may 
be of some use to you ...

Boys

Harry
Potter
Becks
Wassupp
Rocco
Gerbil
Pierre-Yves
Leo

Girls

Nokia
Cherie
Mir
Posh
Madonna