naming computers & inanimate objects

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Neil said ... 

"Y'know, I hate it when people give their cars human names, 
like 'Clive' or 'Mandy'.  It would be a far happier world if all 
people took the names of cars instead.

Flying Ford Anglia"

Ooh, ooh, my bike is called Vinnie, for no apparent reason.  I also 
agree whole-heartedly with the above, and am hereby referring to 
myself as 'Alfa Romeo 147'

So, listees, if *you* could be a car, what car would it be?
Neil is exempt from this entertaining new thread, because we already 
know what kind of car he is :-)

*Alfa Romeo 147 drives vaguely westwards*