Football (American style)

[Rachel Bray]

My university just finished our new football stadium so now instead 
of seating 98,000 it seats 110,000 with a new press box.

So during the first home game, I'll probably sit there, gaze around  
and instead of thinking "Wow, the band kicks ass as usual." or 
"Geez....that press box is enormous!", I'll be looking around and 
thinking:

"Hmmm....so this is what the crowd at the World Quidditch Cup 
looked like...."

:-)

Rachel Bray
The Ohio State University
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Oh, the thrill of the chase as I soar through the air
With the Snitch up ahead and the wind in my hair
As I draw ever closer, the crowd gives a shout
But then comes a Bludger and I am knocked out.

"I don't know who Jim Henson is but I've heard he has his hand in a 
lot of things around here." - Kermit the Frog, 1972