Laugh Break...

[Doreen Rich]

Do you think we could come up with some Harry Potter sniglets?

Just don't use them all before I go to work in a few minutes!

Doreen, who is spending noon Sunday til noon Monday in a motel room 
with a private jacuzzi, room service, and a few bottles to be of.. to 
be determined later. So, if you know any single men who are not busy 
then, send 'em on over!

--- In HPFGU-OTChatter at y..., "Sister Mary Lunatic" <klaatu at p...> 
wrote:
> Does anyone remember "Sniglets" -- the made-up words for things 
that have no
> name, like "flen" for that unpleasant residue around the top of 
ketchup
> bottles, or "caltitude" for the height that your cat's butt rises 
when you
> scratch his back....
> 
> Here's some fun ones:
> 
> The Washington Post's Style Invitational asked readers to take any 
word from
> the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one 
letter, and
> supply a new definition.
> 
> Here are some recent winners:
> 
> Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until 
you
> realize it was your money to start with.
> 
> Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly.
> 
> Foreploy: Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of 
getting
> laid.
> 
> Giraffiti: Vandalism spray-painted very, very high.
> 
> Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the 
person who
> doesn't get it.
> 
> Inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.
> 
> Hipatitis: Terminal coolness.
> 
> Osteopornosis: A degenerate disease (this one got extra credit).
> 
> Karmageddon: It's like, when everybody is sending off all these 
really bad
> vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it's like, a 
serious
> bummer.
> 
> Glibido: All talk and no action.
> 
> Dopeler effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when 
they come
> at you rapidly.
> 
> And, the pick of the literature:
> 
> Ignoranus: A person who's both stupid and an asshole.
> 
> 
> SML
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> have always had, all the time there is.
> No object is served in waiting until next week
> or even until tomorrow." -- Arnold Bennett
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