Best Break-Up Songs?

[Amy Z]

> Well, I haven't heard Elvis's version, so I can't tell. But in 
> any case, I can easily top yours with THIS blasphemy - I don't like 
> Elvis very much! (I don't hate him, but I'm not crazy about either.) 
> 
> Naama, who is going to bed, nervously awaiting Bubotuber pus 
> (undiluted!) in tommorrow's mail.

Don't worry, you won't get any Bubotuber pus from this quarter.  
Actually, I'm usually embarrassed to admit I love Elvis.  He's such an 
American cliche, and I get the feeling people are giving me this "I 
bet you read the National Enquirer every week, too--but where's your 
big hair?" look whenever I say I'm an Elvis fan.  But what I love 
about him is that he really sings every song with his whole soul, the 
exceptions being tossed-off concert performances of his big 50's 
hits--I get the feeling, listening to them, that his manager said "you 
HAVE to do 'Hound Dog' or they'll riot" and Elvis just thought, "fine, 
I'll do it but I don't have to like it."

Amy Z
whose husband thinks Elvis may still be alive