Those High Paid Teachers

[Amber]

I know forwards are generally looked down upon everywhere in the
cyber-world, but this one came from one of my friends who is a teacher.
Since we've currently been chatting about teachers, I thought it was
apt. Oh, and read it to the end, it's not what it seems.

~Amber
(Who isn't responsible for all the exclamation marks...)

> TIRED OF THOSE HIGH PAID TEACHERS!
>   
> I, for one, am tired of those high paid teachers. Their hefty
salaries
> are driving up taxes and they only work nine or ten months a year!!
> 
> It's time to put things in perspective and pay them for what they do,
> baby-sit.  We can get that for less than minimum wage.  That's 
> right.......  I would give them $3.00 an hour and only pay them for
> the hours they worked, not any of that silly planning time.
> 
> That would be 15 dollars a day.  Each parent should pay 15 dollars a
> day for these teachers to baby-sit their children.  Now, how many do
> they teach in a day....... maybe 25. Then that's 15x25= $375 a day.
> But remember, they only work 180 days a year! I'm not going to pay
> them for any vacations.  Let's see....... that's $375 x 180=
> $67,500.00 (Whoa....hold on, my calculator must need new batteries!)
> 
> What about those special teachers or the ones with Masters Degrees?
> Well, we could pay them the full minimum wage, just to be fair. Let's
> round it off to $6.00 an hour. That would be $6.00 x 5 hours x 25
> children x 180 days = $135,000.00 per year. Wait a minute, there is
> something wrong here!!!!!!!!!
> 
> There sure is!!  Send this to as many teachers as you may know.  Send
> it to your child's teacher with a thank you!



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