One Question for J. K. Rowling... discuss!

[heidit at netbox.com]

--- In HPFGU-OTChatter at y..., "Ebony Elizabeth Thomas" <ebonyink at h...> 
wrote:
> (Partly inspired by a conversation Heidi and I had last week... and 
> triggered by one of my posts on the main list today.  Wasn't sure 
if it 
> belonged on the main list or here, but I wanted to play it safe.)
> 
> 
> If you could ask JKR *one* question, what would it be?
> 

Great, now I'm humming Joan Osborne's What If God Was One Of 
Us.. "What would you ask if you had just one question?..."

Here's my internal monologue when I read Eb's post:
I wouldn't ask about Draco.
I can't ask about Draco - she'd think I was weird.
I shouldn't ask about Draco - I want to enjoy my fanfic-draco's 
development of a conscience before book five comes out and tears the 
poor thing to pieces.
I'd never ask about Draco because there's other things to ask about, 
like Whether Harry and Draco will ever have a civil conversation, or 
if Draco has a hidden-to-all relationship with Hermione, or if Draco 
and Ron really hate each other because of some random incident at 
wizarding nursery school, or whether Harry will every lose to a 
Slytherin team (captained by Draco) at quidditch or...well... all of 
those questions are about Draco, aren't they?

Okay, I admit it. I'd ask, "You're not going to let Draco go up to be 
a dead sexy guy on the good side, are you?"

And she'll say no, and I'll say, Darn!