Lock, Stock & 2 Smoking Barrels

[hamster8 at hotmail.com]

I am trying, unsuccessfully, to track down a screenplay somewhere 
online ... I'm sure they must be one floating around.  I've tried my 
usual haunt for this kind of thing ( www.script-o-rama.com ) but 
their copy seems to have been pulled, or the link is down, so if 
*anybody* out there knows of any other locations, I'd really 
appreciate it.  You were all brilliant with song lyrics a few weeks 
ago ... here's hoping the OT list can come up trumps again.

Cheers
Al

*Many British appellations are of truly heroic proportions, like that 
of the World War 1 Admiral named 'Sir Reginald Aylmer Ranfurly 
Plunkett-Ernle-Ernle Drax,' or 'Sir Humphrey Dodington Benedict 
Sherston-Sherston Baker' and the truly unbeatable 'Leone Sextus Denys 
Oswolf Fraudati Tollemache-Tollemache-de Orellana-Plantagenet-
Tollemache-Tollemache' ... a British army major who died in World War 
1*