FW: A halloweens message from all of us at Doofergob Acadamy

[User Googol]

I got this message from Proffesor Hilgebard Pluffubbs. I think I got it misdirected, but it may answer whether magic exists or not... heh heh.

> -- Originally Sent by ultradude at doofledarn.edu --
> To all the former alumni of Doofledarn Acadamy, it is now time for my annual 
> halloween letter. (But wouldn't it be funny if it was monthly?) I heard that alot
> of you have been trying the muggle technology of computers, and, well, I don't
> see what's so special about them, but one has to follow the times, don't they?
>
>You see, alot of things happened this year. Firstly, Harry Potter, as well as all his
> illustrious peers just turned 21 over the summer. Harry's party was quite exceptional,
> as I should know, because I got to come with Mundungus Fletcher. Fascenating
> fellow, he is. There was an incredible amount of festivities, including: A very fun
> game of Quidditch, as well as a short game of Quodpot set up by myself; a very
> extravagent feast produced by the, excuse me if I get the name wrong, "First
> workers union for House Elves." Hermione Granger herself created the union.
>
> Speaking of Harry, Halloween itself is the 20th anniversary of he-who-shall-not-
> be-named-but-thats-okay-because-I-can't-pronounce-it-anyway's first death.
> Although you'd think the second one would be more important, it's still an important
> anniversary.
>
> On a completely off topic point, I recently learnt that halloween was the anniversary of
> the nailing of the 95 theses on that famous church, and although the Daily Prophet
> could be wrong (they have been notoriously inaccurate recently) most of you
> are Protestants (Wizardly Christianity, to be precise) (as well as myself, actually)
> so it's probably an important point.
>
> Oh yes. On Thanksgiving, I will be having a feast for anyone who wishes to join
> the "Alumni Association." I'll just go out and say it's to get you to give money to the
> school, but since you should really support your alma mater, I suggest you come
> and eat up!
>
> Lastly, if any of you live in close contact with muggles, you may want going to one
> of their theaters to see "Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone." It's a highly accurate
> depiction of Harry Potter's first year at Hogwarts, and its suspected that they'll
> also show his other six years. There is also a book series, which is currently up
> to Harry's forth year. If I may say so, Joanne Rowling is an excellent historical writer.
>
> Doofergob: The best school in America, unless you're reffering to the continents.