Harry Potter at Jimmy Buffett

[Rachel Bray]

Coming out of the concert last night the crowd pretty much 
took over the roads, blocking traffic and becoming a 
nuisance to the poor vehicles owners by being major pains 
in the ass (not all the crowd, mind.  Just those who drank 
one too many tropical fruity-things and were not only drunk 
but on a sugar high).  Anyway, as we were making our way 
back to our cars, someone shouted out over the crowd to the 
people annoying the drivers:

"QUIT SCARING THE MUGGLES!"

Most of us got it and laughed.  But this guy in front of me 
said to his buddy "What was that?"  and his buddy said 
"Dunno, something about scaring turtles."

Whatever.

Not sure how I'm going to make it through the day.  I 
looked up at the clock a minute ago and it was 9:04.  I 
swear it was 9:00 15 minutes ago!  Bad sign on how slow 
this day is going to go.  I'm seeing La Boheme tonight 
after work and then Harry at midnight. 

By the way, anyone see La Boheme?  Is it good?  I feel so 
Cher in Moonstruck...."Have you ever been to the opera 
before?"

Rachel Bray
The Ohio State University
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