Dave's Top Ten - Signs Your Son's a Wizard
Rachel Bray
bray.262 at osu.edu
Wed Nov 21 15:35:48 UTC 2001
10. When he enters a room there is a burst of purple smoke
9. You say, "Do you think that lawn is gonna mow itself?"
But then it does
8. Your child gets busted shoplifting a newt
7. Can turn lead into gold, but he can't remember to take
out the trash -- am I right, parents?
6. He wears shiny red satin robes -- and you're just
praying he's a wizard
5. Favorite discount electronics chain: The Wiz
4. Refers to Halloween as "amateur night"
3. He's only 12, but somehow he's dating Gwyneth Paltrow
2. His homework ate the dog
1. You catch him in the bathroom polishing his wand
Rachel Bray
The Ohio State University
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2. His homework ate the dog.
- Top Ten Signs Your Son's A Wizard
David Letterman
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