This has to be my oddest question yet-Wedding steps

[Saitaina]

Can ANYONE tell me what the words/steps are to a wedding (American or UK)
that the minister usually says and what's done when?  It's for a fic of mine
so it's semi on topic for once!

Saitaina
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Giles (to the Council members): You all stand around and look somber.
(Indeed they do.) Good job.
Quentin: You used to respect us, Giles. You used to be one of us.
Giles: You used to pay me.

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