A Thought or Two on Slash (long...)

[puddlemereunited at yahoo.co.uk]

 Sure, there are some slash stories in which
> everyone and their uncle turns out to be "gay for a day". Similarly, 
there
> are stories where Hermione turns out to be a skanky whore, Neville 
turns
> into a beefy Auror, Ron dies (yay!), Ginny has Harry's lovechild, 
Draco is
> redeemed, and Lucius Malfoy plays in a band called "Lucius and the 
Death
> Eaters".

Does anyone know where I can get one of Lucius's albums? ;)
Fine answer, well argued.  But we will have to agree to disagree on 
the subject of Sean Biggerstaff.

Now I hope someone else will post an objection to some other 
Fanfiction genre, so that I do not have to.  Nothing is more fun than 
examining the highs and lows of Fanfiction.

PS:  I tried to join a few other Fanfiction clubs and groups but have 
found that I was banned in advance.  "Alas, earwax."

My own contribution to Fanfiction can be seen at:
http://fanfiction.net/read.php?storyid=454141

It has already been hailed as a "pile of steaming dung"!  Enjoy!