Firebolt

[M. Barnett]

But what if I, too, have a firebolt?  With a John sensor on it?  It's 
a magical sensor of course, and it works by chanting about devils and 
sacrificing animals and oh wait ... the anti-HP stuff is a load of 
crap ... I forgot.  It's just a magical sensor that works when I ask 
it nicely :)

And just to clarify ... I'm really not a stalker ... but I think I'd 
be a good one if I was :)

Michelle <--- who just thinks John is a genius and would love to pick 
his brain for more funny things to make her roll around on th floor 
laughing :)

p.s.  SO can we ask mastercard to run the ad before the movie?  Of 
course, you'd have to mention that Mastercard won't work in Diagon 
Alley, but maybe Gringotts would let you get a cash advance ....

--- In HPFGU-OTChatter at y..., "Joy M" <joym999 at a...> wrote:
> --- In HPFGU-OTChatter at y... 
> M. Barnett wrote about stalking John Walton, because of his 
brilliant 
> MasterCard parody:
> 
> > *"Quidditch Through The Ages" by Kennilworthy Whisp: 14 Sickles 3 
> Knuts
> > *New Firebolt Broom: just over 100 Galleons
> > *Watching Draco Malfoy being bounced up and down
> > after being turned into a ferret: Priceless
> > 
> > The best things in life are free. For everything else, there's 
> Harry Potter.
> 
> which made me wonder -- How does John know how much a Firebolt 
cost?  
> Does he own one?  If he does own one, how will M. Barnett stalk him?
> 
> --Joywitch, who just dropped by OT chatter to muse a little