Tabouli takes up the HP limerick challenge...

[Tabouli]

The woman who writes Harry Potter,
A witty, ingenious plotter,
Is starting to drive
Us mad, for Book 5
Ain't here yet!  Has somebody shot her?

We check every day on the Net
To see if the book is due yet
And reach for our Kleenex
To hear that the Phoenix
May yet be a year!  How we fret!

So all we fans have left to do
Is find fault with books 4 and 2,
And write silly verses
And analyse curses
While waiting for Jo to come through!

I feel that my posts are unduly
Excessive today, and I cruelly
Must call this enough,
And do other stuff.
I'll leave you for now, bye!

Tabouli.


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