[HPFGU-OTChatter] My toddler is driving me crazy!

[Wanda Mallett]

Be glad it was one of those carpet fresheners that you
sprinkle all over the rug before you vaccum it up or
one of those powder cleanser like ajax or comet or
other household cleaning powder! My niece at that
wonderful age of 2, decided to help mom and dad! While
it was around 5am, she took the comet cleanser and
sprinkled it all over the carpets, the furniture, the
kitchen table and chairs! Then proceeded to sprinkle
her bed and all over Mommy and Daddy while they were
sleeping! My sister told me what happened and it was
very difficult to not laugh but the snickers always
escaped! Aren't children fun! My other sister was
working days and her husband working nights. He
thought he was so smart by putting the two youngest
boys in their room with their potty chair! While Daddy
took a nap, Jason and Jimmy decided to paint their
room with, you can guess what with! So, when my sister
got home for her supper break, she worked just around
the corner, she freaked out! Who wouldn't, she had to
clean all four walls and the windows and the ceiling!
Her boys were real pros for trouble while daddy
napped! Through their clothes out of the window,
decorated the cherry tree in the backyard with them!
A friend of my brother David was coming home from
school and all he saw were clothes flying in the air!
He ran over to my mom's and told her what he saw!
One more, they got into the bathroom and turned on the
water in the tub, yep, plugged it too! Water everwhere
downstairs! Good thing the bathroom was downstairs,
because I'm sure by the time their Dad noticed, the
upstairs would be downstairs!  They had to replace
their heating furnace, because the heating vent was on
the floor and the water went through the grid right to
the furnace! I'm sure after reading all this messy
business, your daughter is an angel! She knew who to
yell to help her! My sister was at work and her lazy
husband did not do a very good job of taking care of
his boys! They are all grown up and married and these
stories were told to their wives! LOL all around!

Hug your angel!

Wanda
--- Jennifer Piersol <jenP_97 at yahoo.com> wrote:
> I'm sure you all remember my desitin rant about a
> month or two ago...
> 
> Well, she's done it again.  Not Desitin (I threw it
> all out of my 
> house, of course), but baby powder.  Yes, Pam,
> powder. ;)
> 
> I was relaxing in the living room, and I hear Ginger
> (who's in quiet 
> time) yelling at me, "Mommy!  Mommy, come here and
> get me down!"  
> That's not a good sign, because anywhere she's
> allowed to be is easy 
> to get down from.  I walk in her room, and she's
> climbed up her 
> bookcase to the top of her changing table/dresser,
> gotten the "little 
> powder" (a sample size, thank goodness... someone
> was watching over 
> me there), and poured it all over herself.  And
> then, of course, she 
> couldn't get down.
> 
> I started off yelling, but ended up laughing, cuz my
> husband's face 
> was so sympathetic that my anger just went away
> really fast.  I still 
> have to clean it up, though... it's not REALLY funny
> yet.  However, 
> this time, we got a (digital) picture.  If you'd
> like to see Ginger 
> in all her white glory (it looks like that cell
> phone service 
> commercial where the babysitter 'floured' the kids),
> let me know and 
> I'll send you a copy.
> 
> Jen (who knows that the next time she does this,
> it's going to be the 
> contents of her diapers... it's only logical)
> 
> 
> 
> 


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