What to do.....??

[mystril at yahoo.com]

--- In HPFGU-OTChatter at y..., "Milz" <absinthe at m...> wrote:
> Here's the situation. My cat, Harry, has been an indoor cat since 
his 
> mother abandoned him on my back porch five months ago. Harry often 
> sits on a favorite window sill and looks out. For about a week, 
Harry 
> has been communicating with a group of alley cats.
<The Great Kitty Migration snipped>

I have an awful feeling Harry has 
> invited these kittens to stay and I have an even more awful feeling 
> that this is just the beginning of a kitten migration.
> 
> Any suggestions? 
> 
> Milz

Milz,

Could Harry have mixed you up with Mrs. Figg? 

I'm so sorry, but I sat here at work and giggled at your plight. I 
hope you don't have too many more kittens today. 

My suggestion would be to take care of as many as you can (within 
health codes), then recruit friends to adopt the rest of them. You 
should be happy that Harry is so generous. Felix is very possessive 
of my family and tells all the neighborhood cats to stay outside -- 
though I think that's because she had a bad experience with a 
raccoon. 

You could also tack up a sign in cat-speak -- "Milz' Home For Wily 
and Wayward Cats -- No Reservations" But that would mean convincing 
Harry and his minions to teach you their language. 

-mystril